How I Manage To Keep Such A Beautiful Woman
A lot of people ask how a scruffy guy like me manages to be involved with such a beautiful woman like Heather.
Well, Anthony Clark sums it up quite nicely. There is, in fact, a boomerang inside Heather. I slipped one into a cake I made her on our second date. It’s been working ever since.
Here’s to a lovely weekend with the girl I adore.
That sounds like surgery by unlicensed medical personnel. Should I call the police? Hmmm… Let me think on that.
Comment by Mel — August 23, 2008 @ 6:08 pm
Not to mention the Bureau of Narcotic Enforcement for the medications that kept me from noticing..
Comment by heather — August 28, 2008 @ 2:02 am
ps. it’s really because you’re a sweet pea
Comment by heather — August 28, 2008 @ 2:04 am