

Here’s the deal. I am artistically challenged. I can’t draw, paint, etch… nothing.
However, I can take sprites from classic NES games, blow them up in Photoshop, print them as 5×7’s at the local camera shop, and put them in Ikea frames.
My choice party while playing Final Fantasy 1, and my favorite boss in Mega Man 2.
I’m kinda proud of myself!


My debut novel comes out this Fall. You'll be able to download free audiobook podcasts 


Very sweet. You should sell these puppies unless you might get sued. Nerds like myself love “art.”
And all this time I thought it was cross-stitch. I feel duped. My expectations were so high.